Things I Never Thought I’d Say

Since becoming a mom, I’ve found myself saying all kinds of things I never thought I’d say.  Or more accurately, I find myself saying things I never thought I’d HAVE to say.  Here are a few:

  1. Please stop eating my face.  I need it for later.
  2. Get your hand out of the toilet!
  3. Please don’t eat that.  You just peed in it.
  4. Why do you have poop on the back of your arm??
  5. We need to buy some squash.
  6. No, power adapters are NOT for eating.
  7. If you go to sleep, I’ll give you Cheerios.
  8. Does your baby lick you?
  9. Good job!  You pooped!  What a good girl!

I find #8 somewhat troublesome.  I hope to encourage my daughter to do bigger, better things in life than just poop.  I don’t want to set the bar too low for her because in my heart of hearts, I have a feeling she’ll do great things in her lifetime.

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